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Hot snail sex and other stories...

Fri Oct 3, 2008, 6:33 AM
The blurb:

Hi everyone.

Bleh. That is the sound of me dying of the plague. Two weeks into the semester, and I once again have fresher's flu. I'm a Post-Grad now, you think we'd be immune to it...

On an even worse note, my laptop is broken again. Same problem with its power-supply so hopefully it's still under warranty and I won't have to fork out another £80 to get it fixed. Nick's going to drop it off at the shop when he gets out of work. This means that I'm stuck on Linux for the next week or so with no 'World of Warcraft' or an decent word processing software.

On a brighter note, I have some new pets. Since a flatmate inadvertently poisoned all of my stick insects, millipedes and spare ova, I've had to buy some more ova and stick insect nymphs. The nymphs I currently have are only in their second instar so will take a while to grow to adult size but are Spinohirasea Bengalenis (formerly Spiniphasma Crassithorax) - a species I've never kept before - so it's rather exciting. The ova I went for are Neohirasea Maerens (Vietnamese Spiny), Exotatosoma Tiaratum (Giant Australian Prickly/Macleay's Spectre), Trachyareaton Bruekneri (Giant Thorny), Phaenopharos Khaoyaiensis (Bud-Winged) and Phenacephorus Cornucervi (Bent Twig). As I have no idea how old these ova are some of them could take up to six months to hatch, but as always I will offer any spare ova on here, livejournal and eBay when they start to lay (but, due to trading laws, only if you live within Great Britain).

I also bought myself a pair of African Land Snails (Achatina fulica - we think) which we have named Shelley and Byron. Both of them arrived looking a little worse for ware, but seem perfectly happy now and sure eat a lot of lettuce. The other day, we observed that our little snails seem to really like each other. It seems that Shelley has decided to be the male in this relationship too. Good for him. Hopefully soon we should have some ova then. I hear that Land Snail eggs only take 2-3 weeks to hatch and, ideally, I'd like about five snails. I think five is a good number...

The art meme

Tagged from (No one. I'm just bored)

The first 10 people who comment on this journal will get a sketch, free. However, in return, you must offer 10 free sketches in your own journal. If you've already done 10 Free Sketches, simply link the journal entry in your comment... You still qualify.

01 - I will NOT draw your request until I see this in your journal.
02 - In your comment, include a link to a reference picture of the character you want me to draw. Or write me a description.
03 - Only one character per person.
Remember, this is FREE.

Have fun with this, it's a great way to pass your talents to your fans!


01. ~yamicool - Tobias - Done
02. ~acenaspheru
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The serious bit:

Hi there. With the exception of the fan art (which is clearly labeled) everything in this gallery was created, or photographed by me. Please don't steal any of this stuff, as a lot of sweat, blood and tears went into it. If you want to draw fan art of my stuff, for whatever reason, feel free though. Just let me know about it, so I can come and show my appreciation.

I'm also up for art trades and commissions, so just comment on my page or note me if there's anything you want. I offer my services for free, as art is just a hobby and I wouldn't expect anyone to pay for my crap anyway. Just be warned, if ever I get too bogged down I'll close commissions for a while...

Artists, writers and friends that I admire:

:iconacenaspheru: :iconansemaru: :iconbalaa: :iconblueinle: :iconcaty13: :icondarthmongoose: :icondropkick-halfwit: :icondutches: :iconeeveel: :iconfxevo: :icongaux-gaux: :icongirlflash: :iconkumiutada: :iconlaurazel: :iconlazyblazey: :iconlemming-zack: :iconlifegiver: :iconloneantarcticwolf: :iconmarinayoshi: :iconobsidiansin: :iconplutosenshi2002: :iconsilentbushido: :iconsloanranger: :iconsparks018: :iconstudentofdust: :iconsuteishiijein: :iconvalindra: :iconviragom: :iconwerewolfcat: :iconwilliamwilt: :iconx-pandora: :iconyamicool:

My community:

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  • Mood: Suffering
  • Listening to: 'Phoenix Wright' orchestrated soundtrack
  • Reading: This month's 'Fortean Times'
  • Watching: 'Twin Peaks'
  • Playing: 'Final Fantasy IV'
  • Eating: After Eight Mints
  • Drinking: Water

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Norwich, UK
  • Interests: Reading, Writing, Anime, Video Games, Mythology, Demonology, Dinosaurs, Insects
  • Favourite movie: Fight Club, Memento, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Aliens, Paprika, Ghost in the Shell
  • Favourite band or musician: Joe Hisaishi, Akira Yamaoka, X-Japan, Queen, Beck, Beethoven
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, or any uplifting movie/video game sound tracks
  • Favourite artist: Yoshitako Amano, Yuki Urushibara, Hieronymus Bosch, M.C. Escher
  • Favourite poet or writer: Mary Shelley, H.G. Wells, Stephen King, Jeff Lindsay, Alan Moore
  • Favourite style of art: Pencil sketches, Airbrushing, Manga
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod nano (3rd Gen)
  • Shell of choice: Explorer
  • Wallpaper of choice: It varies wildly. Currently it's a photograph of my dinosaurs
  • Skin of choice: The one I'm in
  • Favourite game: Silent Hill 2, Okami, Abe's Oddysee, Final Fantasy VII, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Mugen (Samurai Champloo), Lina Inverse (Slayers)
  • Personal Quote: Why am I even doing this?
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil, Black Fine-liner, Notebook, Water-colours

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Instead of counting candles,
Or tallying the years,
Contemplate your blessings,
As your birthday nears.

Consider special people
Who love you, and who care,
And others who’ve enriched your life
Just by being there.

Think about the memories
Passing years can never mar,
Experiences great and small
That have made you who you are.

Another year is a happy gift,
So cut your cake, and say,
"Instead of counting birthdays,
I count blessings every day!"


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Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday to you!
I wish you a wonderfull day full of fun, laughter and happiness!

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Thanks ^_^

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"I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder. The best I could hope for would be to drown somebody else in my own blood." - Dylan Moran
So technically it is still 30 minutes or so till the 13th, but...

Happy Birthday! :boogie:

P.S. Hot Snail Sex :o

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I dream about being a zombie and bite people in my sleep...its true!
Thanks ^_^

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"I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder. The best I could hope for would be to drown somebody else in my own blood." - Dylan Moran
really thanks for the add in ur collection..

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stressed is just desserts, if u can reverse.....
(write the word "stressed" for the back..it will become "desserts"....amazing..rite?)

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